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 California Girl Excerpt

 

They found a tire store an exit away from the stockyards. The clerk took one look at the pink Caddy’s enormous whitewalls and cackled. “Those are special order, man. I can have ’em tomorrow, or maybe next day. Ain’t seen them beauties in a long, long time.”

Looking grim, Elliot jammed his hands in his pockets. “We’ll get back to you then. Thanks.”

Alys trotted out of the store on his heels. “Is the small tire safe?”

“Yeah, but it’s probably tearing up the transmission and brakes and wreaking havoc on the other three tires. Let’s just hope Mame comes to her senses before tonight.”

Alys was ambivalent about that, but she didn’t mention it aloud.

Elliot drove down to the next exit, circled the block, and parked the car near the historic district of the stockyards.

“Writing books is out too, huh?” Picking up on her earlier topic of careers, she climbed out beneath his withering look. “There ought to be some fun job I can do.”

“Like sing in a rock and roll band?  You’re showing your age again. C’mon, this way.” He led her down the main street of the district.

Passing a western-wear store sporting ten-gallon hats in the window, Alys tried to picture Elliot in cowboy boots and Stetson and liked the idea so well, she grabbed his elbow and steered him inside. “You have to play the part right. You’re not even wearing jeans. What kind of cowboy are you?”

“A comfortable one? What part am I playing?” Entering the enormous old building with its warped pine floors and battered wood counters, he stared around at saddles on the wall, cubbyholes filled with jeans, and an entire corner devoted to felt cowboy hats.

“Exploring the old west, of course. Hats, first. We can’t walk around in the sun without hats.”  She pounced on a small black hat with delight, balancing it on the back of her head and heading for a mirror.

“It seems to me black would be hot in the sun,” he commented, looking in the mirror over her shoulder.

He stood so close, she could feel the heat rolling off of him in waves, and a longing so strong welled up inside her that she had to step away. “Black matches my jeans,” she said firmly, hoping he didn’t notice her avoidance. “You can buy a white one.”

“I’m not wearing a cowboy hat,” he protested. “I’d look like an idiot.”

“Wearing that knit shirt, you would. But try a hat with one of these western shirts.”  She pulled a red and black number off the rack, complete with ivory snap buttons on the cuffs.

Not satisfied with just a shirt, she waltzed down the crowded aisles gathering the necessary elements for her latest fantasy, and Elliot cringed. On a slow week day, the cowboy-hatted clerks were more than happy to assist, and she had a wizened old man dancing to her tune. Before Elliot could explain that he was only humoring an idiot, the old man ushered him into the dressing room with jeans and shirts, and when he came out, the clerk was holding up boots for his approval.

“James Garner!” Alys cried, eyeing the cream-colored shirt with a top-stitched yoke that he’d chosen as the least horrifying of the lot. “You need a fancy western vest and you could look like a gambler instead of a cowboy.”

“I don’t want to look like a gambler or a cowboy.” But Alys looked at him as if he were James Garner and Clint Eastwood rolled into one, and with resignation, Elliot tried on a pair of brown stitched boots.

They were remarkably comfortable. Standing, testing the heels and toes, wearing the faded jeans she’d chosen, tucking his fingers into the belt loops in imitation of some old cowboy movie he must have seen, he felt like a cowboy. He even gave in and let Alys pound a flattish brown Stetson on his head. He hated his curly hair anyway. Might as well cover it up. At least the hat wasn’t one of those ten-foot tall jobs, or one with a turquoise and silver headband like the one she was trying on.

She looked cute with the broad brim shading her light eyes. She tilted it at a rakish angle, and his heart picked up a beat. She still wore her faded blue halter and black jeans, but the black hat with its sparkly headband suited her.

He was disappointed when she hung it back on its hook and turned to smile in approval at him.

“Perfect. Now we can go riding in the canyon tomorrow, and you’ll look as if you belong there.”

She spun around to investigate a rack of leather belts, leaving him reeling in her wake. Riding in the canyon?  Horseback?  Tomorrow?  He hadn’t even planned how to get through today. He had deadlines to meet, work to finish. He hadn’t planned on a roller coaster ride with a lunatic in a pink Cadillac from which there didn’t seem to be any getting off.

When she handed him the hand-tooled belt she’d chosen, Elliot refused to put it on. “Does this mean you packed riding clothes in those enormous suitcases of yours?”

She blinked in surprise. “I’m wearing jeans. I have a baseball cap to shade my eyes. And a scarf for my neck!” She beamed as if she’d told him she had silver and gold.

Elliot caught her shoulder before she could spin away again. “The hat you had on looked good. Get that, and I’ll agree to wear the rest of this ridiculous gear.”

“Do you have any idea how much this stuff costs?” she asked in incredulity. “You don’t have to buy any of it. I just wanted to see how you looked in it. Cool, isn’t it?”

She darted off, leaving Elliot to stare at the startled clerk who’d overheard. She just wanted to see how he looked in it?  No way. He wasn’t buying that for an instant. Women did not simply look at clothes and walk away. He might be out of touch, but he wasn’t comatose.

“I’ll take these,” he told the clerk, who looked more than relieved. “And add the hat she was looking at.” 

Elliot caught up with Alys in the bolero tie section. There wasn’t any way she was getting him into one of those string nooses, but that wasn’t on his mind when he caught her shoulder again.

“Boots,” he ordered, steering her toward the shoe department. “If I’m wearing them, you’re wearing them.”

“My suitcases are already too heavy,” she argued, resisting his push. “I ought to be looking for cheap luggage. Or at least a backpack.”

“Boots.”  He sat her down in the women’s boot department and gestured at the clerk following him around. “Black ones. With some kind of silver things on them to go with the hat.”

“They cost hundreds of dollars,” she whispered. “I had no idea they cost so much. Let’s get out of here before they start toting up all this stuff.”

“Clothes cost money. These jeans were cheap. A hundred bucks for a hat is no big deal. When was the last time you looked at prices?”

At her wounded look, it dawned on him. Maybe he ought to just go bang his head against the plate glass window a few times. Dumb, Elliot.  Her husband had died after years of illness. She had no job. She’d sold her damned house. Mame had been paying her way. He’d been hanging around with the comfortable crowd too long.

“I’ll write it off as research,” he said with an edge of desperation. “I can probably get a show out of it, and a chapter in the next book.”

“Yeah, how to shop your way to fitness in two easy days,” she scoffed.

She started to rise, but he stood in front of her chair, blocking her egress as the short clerk tottered over bearing a swaying tower of boot boxes.

“Out of my way,  Elliot,” she said between clenched teeth. “You forget, I know karate and a few other more useful martial arts.”

“It won’t kill you to try the boots on.” He refused to budge.

“I can break bones in your foot,” she warned.

“Not while I’m wearing cowboy boots,” he taunted.

Grasping his shirt front, she planted her feet on his booted toes, and he rocked backward—into the clerk with the tower of boxes.

Hats and boxes and boots flew everywhere, bouncing off narrow shelves of more boxes, and toppling the stacks.

Wrapping his arm around Alys’s waist, Elliot hauled her off his feet, but he couldn’t swivel fast enough to catch anything.

Hanging on to Alys, gazing at the chaos they’d created together, he had the amazing urge to laugh out loud, only he figured he’d end up rolling on the floor with some of the loose hats if he really let go.

“After this, we’re spending a lot of money here,” he told her, before setting her down and hurrying to help the traumatized clerk.

Alys dropped to her knees to scramble after boots and boxes while the clerk insisted it was no problem at all. She was trembling and didn’t quite know why. She should laugh this off. It was no big deal. They were just a bunch of boots. She’d done stupider things in her lifetime. Mame would be singing about rounding up dogies right now.

She wasn’t Mame.

Had she thought she was?

She sure didn’t want to be, not after Elliot had held her like that.  He wasn’t even mad. He’d held her as if he’d done it all his life, as if she belonged in his arms, as if they fitted together like two pieces of a puzzle. It had seemed so natural, it had scared her half to death.

She didn’t even know if he knew he was doing it. She’d given him one glimpse of sex, and he’d adopted a decidedly proprietary attitude. She didn’t think their little power struggle was in any way similar to his manner toward Mame.  It had felt like raw sex.

Hiding her flushed cheeks, she dug under a chair for a runaway boot. Broad hands captured her waist and hauled her upright.

He was doing it again. She stared up into Elliot’s short-lashed dark eyes and caught her breath. His gaze dipped when she filled her lungs, reminding her that she was wearing a halter with nothing under it. The smolder developing in his eyes warned he’d noticed.

“We’ll buy them all if you don’t sit down and try them on,” he growled.

“What happened to Doc Nice?” she asked in low tones as he released her in front of a chair.

“He met up with Alys Oakley. I may have to buy leather gloves and pack a pistol. Sit.”

She sat. She wanted to argue. She wanted to wriggle away just to assert her rights. But he’d been cooperative with all her whims until now, and she kind of liked the way he’d just asserted his rights. If he had any. She hadn’t decided about that yet.

“Remember, I know karate,” she reminded him as Elliot pointed out a pair of boots to the clerk.

“You can break boards. Can you hit a moving target?”  He lifted his expressive dark eyebrows.

The boots he’d chosen for her had gorgeous stitching all across the toe, a dainty silver and turquoise chain at the ankle, and heels that would really let her look him in the eye. They fit her feet as if they’d been tailored for her. Sighing with regret, Alys stood. Well, she could almost look him in the eye. Her nose reached his chin.

“Want to find out if I can hit a moving target?” she asked.

In answer, he leaned over and kissed her.

 
 

©2005 Patricia Rice

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